I was going to be a noob and ask about how to turn off the honda maintence required light!!

Lo and behold!! My 386 (a spectical of graphics and sound) had the computing power to slowly tackle and load the HONDA FAQ.

After my 96 baud modem took 30 minutes to translate the text for the FAQ. I slowly used PAUSE and PAGE DOWN to the MAINTENCE section and found a section labeled reseting the maintance required light....!!

THIS WAS MY HOLY GRAIL!!! Thus God sent me down a message!

"Slash!! Take your fortune and convey it to others so they may be free of noobish blasphemy!!!"

So I did.. and now i'm here!
















p.s. some parts of this story are purely fictional and should not be consumed with alcohol