Is it bad that the first thing that came to my mind was a PR flag hanging from the rear view? Sorry, I'm not racist. I just lived in Town and Country, aka West San Juan for a few years. You're supposed to counter with your buddy's Corolla that runs whatever-he-said-minus-one second quarters at random-number mph! It's like rock paper scissors of imaginary 3rd person drag racing, except that Corolla always wins. If he starts with Corolla, the best you can do is rotary something.