Oh security guard jokes.......First any respectable security company would not let you have facial piercings yet alone earrings as a male. I wear long sleeves due to tattoos. It's called professionalism.

Secondly, dude I make $16.50 an hour, more than any armed guard company or security job, right now to sit on my ass, surf the net, and do what is expected of me. Well maybe my school work which brings me in close to 2k a month on my G.I. Bill. Lets recall who has had their security liscence taken away and more than likely wouldn't get hired for a security job if he got it back.

So who's unemployed and looking for a job here, and who has easy steady money coming in with an economy that is tanking still......

Furthermore to show your lack of intelligence I held my perfectly running bike for you for less than what I ended up selling it for; new tires, cleaned and rebuilt carbs, 3 month old chain and sprockets, and a few other things but instead you opted to buy two "projects" you still do not have running.

And yes I don't even own a bike at the moment before you yap about why I am posting in here, it's by choice not because I can't piece one together. If all goes well, buying another car and have to clear it with the old lady, I am buying a new Harley for my B-day/mid life crisis.

Stop trying so hard to be what ever you're trying to be.