Oooh oooh, save for 4-5 years and have kids so that me and teh wife won't have to (we've decided we don't ever want any anyway EVAR!). At least I am happy that someone in our family wants to be a father, I sure as hell don't want to be.
Disclaimer for those who have kids: kids are great and may be the center of your life, but I am glad that they are yours and not mine. Rent-A-Kid program all the way for me.