and btw, the lube shop you work in is NOT good enough for me. You are a disapointment to me and your mother...and really all my buddies ive shown this thread to. They think its ridiculous the amount of sympathy youre shooting for here, on a website made for a city that you hate....hell maybe its just the negative energies...
You should kill yourself...maybe do it in the lube rack at jiffy lube where the whole world will remember your legacy as a red stain on the concrete...thatll show 'em...