Yeah man, that has to be the first time anyone ever said the fact I wore a uniform wasn't good enough because I hadn't been shot at or had any other number of shitty things happen to me to be part of the "in crowd."

That's like bitching at an Auchwitz survivor for not having to pay taxes like the rest of us "good americans".

So in review: Wyotech, good school. Me, doing well. Tampa, still a cesspool of douchebaggery.

I blame the negative energies left behind of the elderly we send to Florida to die alone and forgotten, for the overall oppressive miasma that clouds the average Floridian mind.

(See also: Big area for the goth scene, consistently voting republican and all the other weird shit FL is globally famous for)

 

So why are you back here then if it's such a shit hole? Damn and to think yo uweren't trying to sound like you were better than anyone. Don't forget to scam the old ladies out of new whiper blades and brake jobs next oil change.

 

^lol...damn man, mother fuckers get blown up everyday her, i dont see anyone cry about it...not like you are. Thats shit peeps dont talk about you know?
and an EIB? cool, how about a CIB, if you did what youre trying to say you did and saw what you are trying to say you saw then you should have one. hell they hand them out like candy anymore. We had a dude get one for being in a chinook that got shot at.l They didnt even know about it, or return fire. They found out when they landed ause a kiowa pilot told them about it.
But hey, when youre up at night thinking about all the horrible things youve seen and how rough life is, and when people in tampa are keeping you down, just glance out your window to that mailbox. Remember, if your life can amount to a custom fabbed mailbox, then you know youve made it....make sure you take pics to show your grandkids too...

and his cheerios got dumped in im guessing when he was in iraq, lol...now hes crying about it...jesus, i work with dudes like you and i fucking hate it...

but hey, ill let you get back to your oil changes and windshield wipers and tears...

 

and btw, the lube shop you work in is NOT good enough for me. You are a disapointment to me and your mother...and really all my buddies ive shown this thread to. They think its ridiculous the amount of sympathy youre shooting for here, on a website made for a city that you hate....hell maybe its just the negative energies...
You should kill yourself...maybe do it in the lube rack at jiffy lube where the whole world will remember your legacy as a red stain on the concrete...thatll show 'em...

 

i got ptsd from doing fat army chics

 

^thatll do it. With asses covered in in grown hairs and hairy snatches, how can any man bring himself to proudly pound nice vag after an experience like that???

 

4 months no beer or porn? Not a good reason but video games only take the edge off so much.

 

yeah, video games worked for the first few months, then it tapered off. theyres a civilian chick out here that has her mom send her a fucking jug of crowne royal every month or so, and as tempting as it was, i had to decline. She offered me two 20 oz water bottles filled with straight liquor. With everyone not drinking for so long, smelling that shit would have been easy as fuck, especially during a rocket attack. I dont need to lose rank and money, fuck that...