Be Strong!
A man breaks into a house to
look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him
to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the
bed
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her
neck,
then gets up & goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over
to his wife:
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look
at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in
jail
and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
sex,
don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he
tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you.
This guy is obviously very
dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my
neck.
He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're
cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline.
I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too.'