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Old 04-28-2010, 07:00 AM
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A man breaks into a house to
look for money and guns.


Inside, he finds couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him
to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the
bed

the convict gets on top of her, kisses her
neck,

then gets up & goes into the
bathroom.


While he's in there, the husband whispers over
to his wife:

'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look
at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in
jail

and hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants
sex,

don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he
tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you.

This guy is obviously very
dangerous.

If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!'


His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my
neck.

He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're
cute,

and asked if we had any Vaseline.


I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too.'
Old 04-28-2010, 07:03 AM
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hahaahahah.
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:04 AM
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Old 04-28-2010, 08:50 AM
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Old but still makes me laugh.
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Originally Posted by rotarykidd
maybe i just like rainbows and puke, who says it has to be a gay thing?
Old 04-28-2010, 06:22 PM
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That's funny.......be strong, very strong LMAO
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:01 AM
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lmao im sorry but i would be finding the best way to get out this situation
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Bahahaha !
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Damn Pat is your ass ok now




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