My buddy has a rat terrier. Tiny little thing that weighs all of about 5 pounds, but nobody ever told it. I hate it and it hates me.
One day I was over at his place wearing shorts and docksiders. I was lucky to get out alive. Little shit was on me like I was a 3 legged cat. I was jumping around trying to not get bit while doing my best not stepping on it. Dang near spilled my beverage in the process. Must have been funny because everyone was in tears except me.
Bad breath little bastadge. I would vote to ban rat terriers.