I was going down 66th street, in the right turn lane to turn onto Park Blvd. A very nice LEO was in the left turn lane. Light turned green, I'm halfway through the turn, the cop is about 2/3's of a car length ahead of me, when he comes barreling into MY lane, mid fucking turn. I had to slam on the brakes and swerve to the right to avoid his stupid fuck self from nailing the front end of my car. I laid on the horn and then, he puts his hand out the window (universal I-fucked-up symbol). My journey of pissed off-ness didn't stop there, nosiree. I followed the cop, as he was speeding (I was doing 60, and barely keeping up with that bastard). Now, you may be thinking, 'he was just on a silent call - in a hurry'. I WISH I had recorded this whole event, because I really do know how unbelievable this will sound. He fucking pulled into that Fray's Donut House on Park and 49th. The son of a bitch pulls in, and of course I parked right next to him. Asked him why he decided to barrel into MY turn lane, and why he proceeded to drive at interstate speeds down Park Blvd. I received no answer, and he walked right into his fucking donut haven. I have nothing but respect for our law enforcement, but cock nuggets like this really give them a bad name.

End rant.