I am probably older than you are.

I am well aware of the internet - and know much more in this realm than your mental capacity can collectively handle. I go into work everyday and make the interwebs work and don't need to recruit nut swingers to further my cause or to increase my ego (we all know if you drive a honda you have to increase your ego to make up for driving a lesser car).

Just because I speak in a non-slang coherent manner (i.e. not butchering the english language) on the internet does not mean I am getting upset or "butthurt".

You guys should practice it. Here I will give you guys a tip:
Grammar Mishaps: How To Build a Proper Sentence

This should have been learned in high school (actually middle school), but I will give you guys the benefit of the doubt and assume that you guys never made it past high school.