If anyone cares i think i found the problem. I put in another thermostat and the heater core makes the car warm! AWESOME!
The motor has solid compression across the board and after i put the new thermostat in it stopped bubbling. Unfortunately the top radiator hose is warm and the bottom one is ice cold, meaning its not opening. Theres no way i have received a bad thermostat from Advance twice and a bad one from Subaru in a row. My diagnosis now is that the water pump aint doin' shit. Along with the 10% coolant and 90% water mixture i was running

. WELLLLL after i throw in the water pump ill post again to tell you if its working properly. Its never been heated up past the second bar on the temp gauge so it hasn't done any damage.
Should have just listened to you guys from the start