Originally Posted by
importguy1208
Do ginger kids have no souls? Can they curse you?
Today i was just spending time with a friend when we saw a child with ginger hair and freckles, a ginger kid. He started doing some magic tricks with coins. It was very entertaining but slightly frightening. Then he began laughing, not normaly. All high pitched and his face screwed up and he look evil.
My friend and i were very scared so we left, and started running away from this spawn of satan.
He chased us. We went into a room to try and hide from him, but he was there waiting for us.
Please help, am i cursed by this demon?
ANSWER:
You need to rub a raw onion all over your body every morning for the next week. That's the only way to save your soul.
Originally Posted by
importguy1208
Thanks! No one else really told me what to do about it.
Is there anything i can do about the oniony smell though?
LOL
You poor person. There is help available, you aren't alone.
Red headed people are a terrible thing. A great burden on society. Some specialise in doing magic tricks, and some just want to eat your heart. Don't be afraid, the best thing you can do is remain calm and collected; they live off your fear. I had a very nasty experience with a ginger kid when I was walking home one night. My only option was to hit him over the head with the baseball bat I was carrying and ditch his soul-less body in the local river.
I think it was foolish of you to leave the house without some means of protection. I advise you to stock up on weapons and don't be so trusting again.
Alex.