Yep, as my crazy as a loon war mongering old fart of a father-in-law says, "what good is it to be the big dog if you can't take a big bite?" Somehow, that seems to make sense.

And so yesterday they take 60 more hostages and fail in an attempt to take another American ship? Really, you guys need to pencil my name in on the next ballot (along with my running mate Pat). We'll fix this shit in about a week.