He gets a lot of opportunities and seemingly just doesn't care...

He's been offered, and failed to collect on:
- Writing articles for Rangefinder and Great Output magazines
- Free trips around the world plus expenses in exchange for marketing photos for the tour company
- The aforementioned free Profoto gear
- Possible free Canon camera gear

He has however gotten us:
- Epson 2880
- Canon Pro 9500
- Free 4x6 prints from a pro lab... which we use for all our wedding proofs.
- Lots & lots of free paper
- Lots of free actions, textures, and software

I can't complain too much, because he's the one that gets all the offers and they only extend to me by proxy. But, it can still be disappointing.

OP, sorry to hijack.