Originally Posted by
1fastang
haha why do I want to go to a strip club when my wife is hotter then all those girls, and she does it better??? And yeah, my Mazda gets 30 MPG. Whats that F150 get?
I really doubt your wife does it better.
Unless she is an ex stripper or hooker or porn actress.
And your Mazda gets 30 HMPG (Homo miles per gallon). It really doesn't matter what a badass F150 gets, because they don't measure F150s in HMPG.
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