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SLOW
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haha why do I want to go to a strip club when my wife is hotter then all those girls, and she does it better??? And yeah, my Mazda gets 30 MPG. Whats that F150 get?
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Unless she is an ex stripper or hooker or porn actress.
And your Mazda gets 30 HMPG (Homo miles per gallon). It really doesn't matter what a badass F150 gets, because they don't measure F150s in HMPG.
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HAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious, and so true.
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You've never met my wife buddy. And i had an 05 lifted 4x4 F-150 that I traded in on the Mazda. Its more economical for putting my 2 kids in. Mazda is loaded, and i have had my fair share of trucks and fast Mustangs. My lease on the HOMO Mazda is up next September. So I will be buying something else. When you grow up, cars really don't matter anymore, I sold my mustang when my wife got pregnant. I have a beautiful wife, 2 kids and I own my new house. So im a pretty lucky homo.
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You've never met my wife buddy. And i had an 05 lifted 4x4 F-150 that I traded in on the Mazda. Its more economical for putting my 2 kids in. Mazda is loaded, and i have had my fair share of trucks and fast Mustangs. My lease on the HOMO Mazda is up next September. So I will be buying something else. When you grow up, cars really don't matter anymore, I sold my mustang when my wife got pregnant. I have a beautiful wife, 2 kids and I own my new house. So im a pretty lucky homo.
Tell that to Jay Leno.
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