2 tigers are walking through the Jungle on a narrow path (nose to tail) when the 2nd tiger reaches forward and licks the first tigers ass

"Whoa! what the hell was that?" the first tiger says

"sorry, won't happen again says the 2nd tiger.

few miles further on, the 2nd tiger licks the first tigers "hole" again.

"Hey Stop, what are you doing?" says the first tiger

"Sorry, I just ate a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of my mouth", answers the 2nd tiger.