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The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
'May I help you sir?' she asked.. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
Again, the man pulled out the
money,gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.
The man replied, ' Ontario '.
'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'
'I know...' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
'May I help you sir?' she asked.. 'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man she charged $5000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as she was too expensive. But there were no discounts. The price was still $5000.
Again, the man pulled out the
money,gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there yet again.. Everyone was astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they went upstairs.
After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'.
The man replied, ' Ontario '.
'Really', she said. 'I have family in Ontario .'
'I know...' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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2 tigers are walking through the Jungle on a narrow path (nose to tail) when the 2nd tiger reaches forward and licks the first tigers ass
"Whoa! what the hell was that?" the first tiger says
"sorry, won't happen again says the 2nd tiger.
few miles further on, the 2nd tiger licks the first tigers "hole" again.
"Hey Stop, what are you doing?" says the first tiger
"Sorry, I just ate a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of my mouth", answers the 2nd tiger.
"Whoa! what the hell was that?" the first tiger says
"sorry, won't happen again says the 2nd tiger.
few miles further on, the 2nd tiger licks the first tigers "hole" again.
"Hey Stop, what are you doing?" says the first tiger
"Sorry, I just ate a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of my mouth", answers the 2nd tiger.
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