If you have a truck which has tool boxes, invest in a rotwiller(sp) or a pit.
Train them to be mean to anyone who is not "Ok'd" by you.
Park the truck.
tie the dog to the bed of the truck.
Post a cpl warning signs around the truck.
Lay expensive tools all over the bed of the truck.
Set up lawn chair about a block away.
Get out video camera.
Enjoy the show.
