Originally Posted by
AcidiCyn_
Next time someone farts in my general vicinity I am going to file battery charges.
Next time someone gives me the bird on the road (or anywhere), battery charges.
Next time someone cusses me out, battery charges.
Next time someone has an offensive opinion, battery charges.
That is one vague definition IMO.
only works if you have a badge.... try any of that and it will be thrown out and you will end up paying the court fees or something.