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[edit] Modified Classes

A Modified: It's like sex, but with more downforce and less children. And sharks..
B Modified: See 'C Modified', but with wings!
C Modified: Learn to autocross, roadracer! Spend 60% of the initial price of your car modifying the handling to get rid of push. Then you can go slightly slower than an F125.
D Modified: These small car enthusiasts built their cars before they looked at the rulebook. Luckily the people that built these cars on purpose are really old and sometimes forget to go to events, so everyone has a chance.
E Modified: These large car enthusiasts built their cars after they looked at the rulebook and, in a rare moment of sanity, threw it away. If your car looks like a theft recovery that was pulled out of a lake, this class is for you.
F Modified: This is the worst of all the classes. The cars are horrifically loud and most people have a deep hatred for them and their drivers. Ever wonder what it sounds like when Satan cuts his grass? Most of these cars are hand built by Satan and his minions and are the sole cause of suicide, AIDS and the Avian Flu. Most of the people who run these cars are crotchety old men who only compete on glass smooth lots and when the temperature is 70 degrees out. They also break, a lot. And by a lot I mean always. Dan Trobbins owns the phrase "F Modified" and must be paid royalties for all uses. Jeremy Clarkson belives that all American cars belong in F Mod. [/quote]

wow..