Merry Christmas to all and enjoy this!!
Make sure to follow every step or results may differ:
Tequila Christmas Cookies Recipe
1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tbsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Tequila
Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, and
check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour
one
level cup and drink.
In a large fluffy bowl, add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat
again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is
still OK, so, try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and
the damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two
cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put
the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!
