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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 08:48 AM
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Talking The best Cookie recipe ever!!

Merry Christmas to all and enjoy this!!

Make sure to follow every step or results may differ:

Tequila Christmas Cookies Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tbsp. lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Tequila

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, and
check the tequila again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour
one
level cup and drink.
In a large fluffy bowl, add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat
again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is
still OK, so, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and
the
damn cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two
cups of salt, or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon
juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
somefink.
Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to
fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put
the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS TO ALL!




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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 09:05 AM
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if i could see everyone in ford tech getting together for a xmas party, we would have alot of te-kill-ya cookies
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 06:55 PM
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gesh no1 liks coookeies??
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Old Dec 5, 2007 | 07:07 PM
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I prefer recipies w/RUM.
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 03:06 AM
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LMAO

gonna try the recipe this weekend..
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Old Dec 6, 2007 | 04:56 AM
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good stuff.
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I made these last night, Yummy
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Old Dec 12, 2007 | 04:50 AM
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dem cookies were sooooooooo good I still have the taste in my mouth


they are great with OJ in the morning too!!
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