This guy is doing 30mph on a street. He is going up a hill and as son as he gets over the hump there's tiny little orange cones on the road,six police cruisers and one guy squatting in the bushes shooting people with his radar gun when they come over the hill. The guy slams on his brakes but it's too late, he's been clocked.

Seeing the cop was in a bad mood and knowing that he's royally plucked, the guy decides to humor the cop


Cop: " Why didn't you slow down, this is a school zone."
Guy: " I was practicing for Autocross"
Cop: " Wha..."
Guy: "I didn't knock down any cones."
Cop:


Well, ladies and gentlemen that guy was me this morning, and that joke cost me a $300 ticket