This guy is doing 30mph on a street. He is going up a hill and as son as he gets over the hump there's tiny little orange cones on the road,six police cruisers and one guy squatting in the bushes shooting people with his radar gun when they come over the hill. The guy slams on his brakes but it's too late, he's been clocked.

Seeing the cop was in a bad mood and knowing that he's royally plucked, the guy decides to humor the cop


Cop: " Why didn't you slow down, this is a school zone."
Guy: " I was practicing for Autocross"
Cop: " Wha..."
Guy: "I didn't knock down any cones."
Cop:


Well, ladies and gentlemen that guy was me this morning, and that joke cost me a $300 ticket

 

you are my hero. lol

 

LMAO! That's awesome!

 

You were going 30mph or 30mph over the school zone limit?

 

I was doing 30mph. The limit was 15mph
Oh, it gets even better. I had just gotten off from my last appointment with my probation officer, and had just given her $500. So in a 45 minute period I provided $800 worth of revenue for the state. It's okay though, I know when Jeb Bush is doing hookers and coke with my money, he's doing it for the people.

 

your finally starting to catch up to my amount of violations and money paid out to the state ..............


damn, driving is expensive huh...........


why cant they make the damn school zones like in clearwater? in clearwater you dont even have to slow down, they just put up orange cones.........

 

this should have been posted as a kill but sorry about the fine dude