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OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday.
MAZDA
Made At Zoo by Demented Apes.
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust/My Old pig Ain't Running/Motor On Pavement After Race/Massively Over-Powered, Always Reliable/Many Old Parts Assembled Recklessly.
JEEP
Just Enough Essential Parts/Just Enough Engine Power/Junk; Each and Every Part/Just Empty Every Pocket.
KIA
Killed In Action
HONDA
Hold On Not Done Accelerating/Have One, Never Do it Again/Had One, Never Did Again.
HUMMER
Huge Unnecessary Massive Mobile, Emmissions Ridiculous.
JAGUAR
Just A Gauge Under Another Repair
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips
BMW
Break My Windows/Built by Migrant Workers
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