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10-04-2007, 02:59 PM

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lol

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday.
MAZDA

Made At Zoo by Demented Apes.
MOPAR

Mostly Old Parts And Rust/My Old pig Ain't Running/Motor On Pavement After Race/Massively Over-Powered, Always Reliable/Many Old Parts Assembled Recklessly.
JEEP

Just Enough Essential Parts/Just Enough Engine Power/Junk; Each and Every Part/Just Empty Every Pocket.
KIA

Killed In Action
HONDA

Hold On Not Done Accelerating/Have One, Never Do it Again/Had One, Never Did Again.
HUMMER

Huge Unnecessary Massive Mobile, Emmissions Ridiculous.
JAGUAR

Just A Gauge Under Another Repair
DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips

BMW

Break My Windows/Built by Migrant Workers

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10-04-2007, 03:02 PM

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Changes names a lot.

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pontiac, poor old n1gga thinks its a cadillac

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10-04-2007, 03:06 PM

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was "dbhmr2" had a mr2 t

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ford- found on road dead

there are a lot more

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10-04-2007, 06:45 PM

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well found on road dead everyone knows thats why i didnt post it

also another dodge one is "dumb old dirty gas eater"

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10-04-2007, 06:50 PM

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Here are some Ford ones..

FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot