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OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday.
MAZDA
Made At Zoo by Demented Apes.
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust/My Old pig Ain't Running/Motor On Pavement After Race/Massively Over-Powered, Always Reliable/Many Old Parts Assembled Recklessly.
JEEP
Just Enough Essential Parts/Just Enough Engine Power/Junk; Each and Every Part/Just Empty Every Pocket.
KIA
Killed In Action
HONDA
Hold On Not Done Accelerating/Have One, Never Do it Again/Had One, Never Did Again.
HUMMER
Huge Unnecessary Massive Mobile, Emmissions Ridiculous.
JAGUAR
Just A Gauge Under Another Repair
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips
BMW
Break My Windows/Built by Migrant Workers
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Making Others Behind Increasingly Late Everyday.
MAZDA
Made At Zoo by Demented Apes.
MOPAR
Mostly Old Parts And Rust/My Old pig Ain't Running/Motor On Pavement After Race/Massively Over-Powered, Always Reliable/Many Old Parts Assembled Recklessly.
JEEP
Just Enough Essential Parts/Just Enough Engine Power/Junk; Each and Every Part/Just Empty Every Pocket.
KIA
Killed In Action
HONDA
Hold On Not Done Accelerating/Have One, Never Do it Again/Had One, Never Did Again.
HUMMER
Huge Unnecessary Massive Mobile, Emmissions Ridiculous.
JAGUAR
Just A Gauge Under Another Repair
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long Extended Trips
BMW
Break My Windows/Built by Migrant Workers
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ford- found on road dead
there are a lot more
there are a lot more
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IMPORTANT DEFINITIONS
CORNHUSKER- domestic car with shopping cart wing
RICER- Japanese car with fart can
DereK - Dizzle - D-reK - Big D - DH
IMPORTANT DEFINITIONS
CORNHUSKER- domestic car with shopping cart wing
RICER- Japanese car with fart can
DereK - Dizzle - D-reK - Big D - DH
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Here are some Ford ones.. 
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
