Originally posted by "Someone"
Originally posted by NosExtreme
and one big one for everyone 
Dave and Jeff are throwing a few back at their local bar when
Jeff asks You know that really gorgeous girl at work? The
one i get a hard-on for every time i see her? Yeah Dave replies. Well i finally worked up the nerve to talk to her. I
asked her out and she said yes Jeff says excitedly. Thats
great! Dave says. When are you going out with her?
I went to meet her earlier tonight says Jeff but i was
so worried about getting hard that i duct-taped my wang to my
leg so it wouldnt show. When i got to her house she answered
the door in the sherest tiniest dress Ive ever seen. Well
what happened? asks Dave. Jeff leans in and says I kicked her in the face.
Took me about 1 minute to figure this one out. That was hilarious.