Originally Posted by
vip18971
My DNA was spliced in a lab, half Italian and half Gorilla. I faintly resemble shag carpet.
LOL you never cease to amaze me with your witty comments!
lol I had to throw this one in here! How many italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?? Two one to screw it in and the other one to kill all the witness'! Sorry to thread jack but it just popped up and I just had to share it!
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