I see my plan is effective so far...lol


I'll share my story. I have never been bitten that i know of, but before we 'tented' our house we use to get big ass wolf spiders in here, and i was sick as a dog laying back at like 4 am because every time i fell asleep I'd drool and snot on the pillow - yes you are correct, that was fun. So, I'm sitting there watching some dumb-ass documentary on leaf-cutter ants and have half of a tissue wadded up in each nostril...yeah laugh it up...you know you do it too. I see something run across the wall out of the corner of my right eye, and i thought it might have been the T.V playing tricks on my eyes so i starred at the area on the wall where i saw it go and waited for a bright scene on the T.V to come up so i wouldn't have to get up and turn on the damn light.
Sure enough there's this fist sized wolf spider on my wall with it's legs collected in an X pattern, to which my comment was: "Ahhh c'mon god damnit...i don't need this shit right now." So, i crawl out of bed with my tissue still in my nostrils giving me the walrus look and i grab my electric Steyr Aug air-soft rifle put a fresh clip of 80 in it.
Then, I slowly turned the light on and crept up on it from behind/under it because it was facing the ceiling. But i was still keeping my distance, attempting to stay out of sight.
Over the span of about 3 minutes i get the barrel about 5 inches from it and go full auto on the bastard.

(keep in mind I'm still sporting the walrus look for those of you imagining this in your head)
SO, i thought this was a good idea. NO i blew off a leg and a half and the plastic BBs threw it up into the air above my head. So, like a little girl i do the 'pee pee dance/kid with extreme ADD' dance and i jump up and down and shake my arms whilst i run to the other side of the room.
THANKFULLY it ran into the corner by my door and i shot the hell of it there, thus ending it's reign of terror over my room.

BTW i lock my window and rarely open it, so don't go stealing my idea.