Originally posted by Uncle Ben
Anytime you're up for a race instead of spanking your monkey behind the screen you just let me know. Uncle Ben doesn't usually pick on other GM cars but in this case he'll make an exception. 
Just let me know when you're ready for your whooping assclown. If you actually have a car and aren't creaming all over daddy's in the garage. 
BTW, bring cash, Uncle Ben does not accept store credit cards or rubber checks.
When you get your face out of Uncle bens crotch and wipe off your mouth I'll talk to you, FAG!