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Old Dec 6, 2006 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by XEventHorizonX
Your car is fast, but in order to be unbeatable you must have the VTEC system. Because of the high horsepower your vehicle makes something different would happen. I theorize, that the ripples your car would cause to the space-time continuum would fold space in on itself, bending the universal plane inside out, and finally fragmenting into a completely different universe. From your prospective you may have destroyed your opponent, but in reality the universe you left would have collapsed in on itself; indefinitely, and all matter would hit a singularity and be destroyed as the mass of that universe you left goes to infinity. Meanwhile, in the new universe your car just created, by fragmenting space-time, you would discover that your cars displacement is automatically doubled because of the immense torsions your car made on the universal constant. Fortunate for you, every other vehicle in this new universe has had it's displacement halved, due to the enormous amount of energy your car pulled from the fabric of space-time.

So I mean to say is, please don't get VTEC, because you would doom us all to be crushed into infinite nothingness. Thanks, that is all.
If your big bang vtec theory is right then damn maybe I dont want vtak.
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