I think you can only find them at flea markets or stereo shops where you get your crap installed in the parking lot out back

They are like the bottom of the rust covered pail at the back of the room that you never get to because there are so many less revolting choices to make in the speaker world. They come in a variety of levels of mediaocracy included buy not limited to:

Alphas - No tweeter, possibly the worst speaker ever made. When you hear them, their horrible quality is unmistakable. Honestly, we heard some at the last meet and we knew immediately they were Alphas.


Kappas - No tweeters, louder than the Alphas but yet managed to maintain an unmistakably disgusting quality of sound. you will hear and recognize the mexiblack sound from these speakers up to(often exceeding) 5 to 10 blocks away as they are often powered by PYLE brand 5000 watt amps.

Patriots - larger, piles of crap, these speakers will go beyond making your ears bleed, they will cause your ears to catarize from the intensely discusting sound outputted from these 8, 10, and 12" paper weights.

Redcoat - Same as above.



There are many types of eminance garbage but theres one major trait that they all have in common and no ghetto riding fool that has 10 of this shit speakers in the back of their car will tell you - They are meant for musical instruments like guitars, stage speakers, Mobile DJ speakers, and guitar amps... not cars.