u loser, this is how that "accident" happend...

You were having gay sex with some guy when his boyfriend came home and started kicking your ass. You ran as fast as you could to your car and took off, but the gay guy had a 350z and pwned your little 4banger and when he caught up he started taking shots at you from his 9mm. But you're columbian so you just pulled out the ak47 you keep hidden under the seat for those big drug deals. Anyways, so he was like oh shit and he started swerving around and hit a big pothole. And in turn that caused him to lose control and swerve and thats when you hit him. Luckily, your system wasnt damaged so you just grabbed the Villiage people CD you keep on hand at all times and cranked up YMCA and started dancing. Because thats the weakness of all gay guys, he was forced to start dancing immediately and you were able to make a clean getaway.

George Bush doesnt care about villiage people.