I'm riding with my buddy and he gets stopped.
Cop says: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
My buddy says: "Yeah, cause you're a blankety-blankety-blankety-blank
cop, and I'm a blankety-blank a-hole!"
Cop says: "You are wrong about the first part, but you are amazingly accurate on your own self-analysis......
The only thing keeping you out of jail tonight is that riding next to you
is Bob Vail, a person I know to be of excellent moral character; and
*you* are about to tell *me* that *he* is going to drive you home.
Is that true"?

My buddy thought for a minute, and said: "yessir, that is true."

The cop tosses me the keys and says: "Mr. Vail, get this guy
outta here before I change my mind." -Bob


[QUOTE=vip18971]We saw a cop at the Shell station last night on Gandy filling up with gas........................