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cops have no love for nissan's
but yeah..ive talked to a couple cops..some of them are kool people
but yeah..ive talked to a couple cops..some of them are kool people
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Originally Posted by OniS14
cops have no love for nissan's
but yeah..ive talked to a couple cops..some of them are kool people
but yeah..ive talked to a couple cops..some of them are kool people
I dunno.....
We were at the meet at Hooters in Sarasota (a few 240's, 350z's, couple of spec v's....) and we ran into some funny cops.
A cruiser rolled up quick and we were all lookin at him like "dammit, what the hell is this?"
Then he backs in right next to us and some guy yells "pop the hood!"
The cop jumps out and pops the hood and turns is flashers on, it was funny as hell.
I guess you had to be there....
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I'm riding with my buddy and he gets stopped.
Cop says: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
My buddy says: "Yeah, cause you're a blankety-blankety-blankety-blank
cop, and I'm a blankety-blank a-hole!"
Cop says: "You are wrong about the first part, but you are amazingly accurate on your own self-analysis......
The only thing keeping you out of jail tonight is that riding next to you
is Bob Vail, a person I know to be of excellent moral character; and
*you* are about to tell *me* that *he* is going to drive you home.
Is that true"?
My buddy thought for a minute, and said: "yessir, that is true."
The cop tosses me the keys and says: "Mr. Vail, get this guy
outta here before I change my mind." -Bob
[QUOTE=vip18971]We saw a cop at the Shell station last night on Gandy filling up with gas........................
Cop says: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
My buddy says: "Yeah, cause you're a blankety-blankety-blankety-blank
cop, and I'm a blankety-blank a-hole!"
Cop says: "You are wrong about the first part, but you are amazingly accurate on your own self-analysis......
The only thing keeping you out of jail tonight is that riding next to you
is Bob Vail, a person I know to be of excellent moral character; and
*you* are about to tell *me* that *he* is going to drive you home.
Is that true"?
My buddy thought for a minute, and said: "yessir, that is true."
The cop tosses me the keys and says: "Mr. Vail, get this guy
outta here before I change my mind." -Bob
[QUOTE=vip18971]We saw a cop at the Shell station last night on Gandy filling up with gas........................
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i was taping off my car for paint in my drive way one day and a cop comes creepin by, he then stops about 10yards away and backs up im now eyeballin him and he stops and says "what color are you painting it?" i told him and that was it. he drives by my house alot because where i live and he nods or waves when he sees me workin on the car.
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[QUOTE=senor honda]I'm riding with my buddy and he gets stopped.
Cop says: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
My buddy says: "Yeah, cause you're a blankety-blankety-blankety-blank
cop, and I'm a blankety-blank a-hole!"
Cop says: "You are wrong about the first part, but you are amazingly accurate on your own self-analysis......
The only thing keeping you out of jail tonight is that riding next to you
is Bob Vail, a person I know to be of excellent moral character; and
*you* are about to tell *me* that *he* is going to drive you home.
Is that true"?
My buddy thought for a minute, and said: "yessir, that is true."
The cop tosses me the keys and says: "Mr. Vail, get this guy
outta here before I change my mind." -Bob
what the fuck
Cop says: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
My buddy says: "Yeah, cause you're a blankety-blankety-blankety-blank
cop, and I'm a blankety-blank a-hole!"
Cop says: "You are wrong about the first part, but you are amazingly accurate on your own self-analysis......
The only thing keeping you out of jail tonight is that riding next to you
is Bob Vail, a person I know to be of excellent moral character; and
*you* are about to tell *me* that *he* is going to drive you home.
Is that true"?
My buddy thought for a minute, and said: "yessir, that is true."
The cop tosses me the keys and says: "Mr. Vail, get this guy
outta here before I change my mind." -Bob
Originally Posted by vip18971
We saw a cop at the Shell station last night on Gandy filling up with gas........................
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i have raced two cops from TR.. one in a hatch and one in a skittle.. lol i didnt know they were cops till after i raced them. they were cool.
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It could have been worse. He could have said: "nice car,
wanna pick it up at the impound?" -Bob
wanna pick it up at the impound?" -Bob
Originally Posted by Slo_Si
i remember one time i was driving my mint ass 92 lx 5.0 and i took off from a light, smokin up the tires and a cop pulled me over, i was like shit im gonna get a big ass ticket, he walks up to me and says, "nice car, wanna sell it?"
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Originally Posted by senor honda
It could have been worse. He could have said: "nice car,
wanna pick it up at the impound?" -Bob
wanna pick it up at the impound?" -Bob
Hahaha, that happened to my dad WAY back in the day. I think he was driving a boss 351...
It was his own stupidity, he raced them while they were in their crusier! He said it was a good run until the end, AKA he gets a big ass ticket. Damn, only a ticket. Now we get put in jail for shit like that.
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Originally Posted by SentraSERious
Hahaha, that happened to my dad WAY back in the day. I think he was driving a boss 351...
It was his own stupidity, he raced them while they were in their crusier! He said it was a good run until the end, AKA he gets a big ass ticket. Damn, only a ticket. Now we get put in jail for shit like that.
It was his own stupidity, he raced them while they were in their crusier! He said it was a good run until the end, AKA he gets a big ass ticket. Damn, only a ticket. Now we get put in jail for shit like that.
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Cops only have to be in plain sight.No "Roscoe P Coltrane" shit with like bushes on their car.Some of you should look up entrapment.
It is any member of law enforcement manipulating you into committing a crime,not catching you breaking the law..
It is any member of law enforcement manipulating you into committing a crime,not catching you breaking the law..
