I hate stooping to the level of someone who feels the need to say shit like this but, you don't know SHIT about me, dude:
I'm just a clueless computer user who started with a C64 in 1984, been on the net since 1991, installed Linux 0.97c from 30 floppies in 1992, set up one of the first 100 web servers in 1993 with NCSA httpd 0.9, and have used a PC running either Linux or a Windows variant for 40+ hours every week for 13 years now... at work and at home.
I am sure it is a "Windoze" virus (insert nerd snort). Better yet, it's me, the moron behind the keyboard.
Later.