This is what I sent them:
Mr, Pitrowski:



I received an unsigned and unprofessional letter again from your organization again. This letter dated 1/17/05 claims that my house needs cleaning. Maybe my eyes aren’t as good as yours, so I am attaching some pictures for you to review, taken just a few minutes ago after I arrived at home to find this letter from your office.



Can you please be so kind to point out the violations? I really can’t seem to find them. Furthermore pressure washing is NOT a requirement of the DCCR.





My eyes show me fresh mulch, a driveway, and a front entry all so clean I can have dinner off of it…but maybe my level of cleanliness is not the same as yours? I urge you to point out where the violation ASAP. If there is none, I suggest a written apology to my wife and I.



Thank You for your immediate attention to this matter


Am I losing it? Someone please tell me I am fucking crazy, and I need to clean up.....