Hah, I just checked my messages, and there it is. Last night I was helping deal with the aftermath of a friend's misshift at the track, toasted half the stuff in his head

. Then some hick redneck towtruck driver insisted that my friend had to ride with him and spent the whole trip berating imports and talking about his "8 second S-10 with a Chevy big block". It "is going to run 7's after I put nitrous on it", when asked what shot "Oh, a whole shot'a nitrous!" :bbb: That was his tow car/street car, his race car is much faster

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Oh, and he said "Man, that's what you get granny shifting down the track, not double-clutching like you should." I'm not kidding. And he'd never seen "The Fast and the Furious".