except cops dont need that permit i envy my father.



but i think joe's lying. i think it went like this.


cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
joe: uh not really i wasnt doing anything wrong occifer, care for some donuts. im full and dont want these extras.
cop: no thanks, got any weapons.
joe: no way, are you stereotyping me because i have a big git'rdun truck?
cop: step out of the truck please.
joe: aw, cmon, dont you know who i am? i'm iroc joe? you know? 'I'm rich bitch?'
cop: doesnt ring a bell. step out of the truck.
joe: BREAK YO SELF NIGGA! *holding gun sideways, pops 2 caps in that pig's ass*

the only reason you got home is because you outran the chopper with your trusty Triton V8. now as you posted this, your henchmen are repainting the truck.


ok i'm bored.