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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 08:33 AM
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A good story involving cops and guns and traffic infractions. There is hope!!!
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 06:34 PM
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Cops actually like CCW citizens for the most part...

They have something in common with you right off the start, you like guns and shooting bad guys.
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Old Sep 30, 2004 | 06:54 PM
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Originally posted by Joe
Cops actually like CCW citizens for the most part...

They have something in common with you right off the start, you like guns and shooting bad guys.
except cops dont need that permit i envy my father.



but i think joe's lying. i think it went like this.


cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
joe: uh not really i wasnt doing anything wrong occifer, care for some donuts. im full and dont want these extras.
cop: no thanks, got any weapons.
joe: no way, are you stereotyping me because i have a big git'rdun truck?
cop: step out of the truck please.
joe: aw, cmon, dont you know who i am? i'm iroc joe? you know? 'I'm rich bitch?'
cop: doesnt ring a bell. step out of the truck.
joe: BREAK YO SELF NIGGA! *holding gun sideways, pops 2 caps in that pig's ass*

the only reason you got home is because you outran the chopper with your trusty Triton V8. now as you posted this, your henchmen are repainting the truck.


ok i'm bored.
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 04:07 AM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Dan, that was the funniest thing I've read in a while.
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 04:29 AM
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joe check you pm's!
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 05:19 AM
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Originally posted by Joe
Cops actually like CCW citizens for the most part...

They have something in common with you right off the start, you like guns and shooting bad guys.
Until you come across one that is on the "tear you out of the car and treat you like a criminal" power trip.
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Old Oct 1, 2004 | 05:56 AM
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[sirens]

woop...woop...minority suspect! minority suspect! danger alert! careful, he's got a gun! [/family guy]
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