LoL, I'm at work. I didn't give up.
Steward Appleby (of golfing fame) has rented the dyno and tuned his race cars at Mastro. I don't know of any recently teams. 300 for 3 pulls, dude how much do you smoke? I believe it's 150 for 3 pulls..... which is in-line for most awd dyno's.
So what you have said is you think it's too expensive and too time consuming.... sorry man that still doesn't make it a pile of shit. It sound like you have something against Mastro.
I have better things to do than sit on TR are debate dyno's with some guy from Orlando, so with that, you have your opinion and I have mine.