Squid Myths!
Squid1: "Dude, I am riding hard core on my GSX 600."
Squid2: "Yeah, well, I already grew outta my GSX 600."
Squid1: "Yeah, well me too, I'm gonna go buy a GSX1300!"
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Motorcyclist Prayer
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the cager who cuts me off, and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen"