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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 06:35 PM
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Pure Kustoms why don't you and the rest of these illiterate cocksuckers blow me. You know who you are; you're the guys who have to have somebody read this to you because you can't read it yourselves.

Anyway, the last time I posted anything here was 12/20/09 , that's almost 3 weeks ago. But some of you jerkoff artists just gotta keep flogging it. It's understandable. You got no lives other than doing a little huffin' and poundin' your meat.

Flog away, laddies.

By the way, I'm was right about the paint job and I knew I was right! The paint job still looks fine, thank you. It's still perfect.

I think it's wonderful that you fucking pinheads keep on posting to this thread. It keeps you off the streets, which I know is cutting down on the GTA rate and it allows little kids to walk down the street without fear of being molested. Bravo!

So why don't you elitist, "A paint job ain't worth shit unless it costs a minimum of $3000," go fuck yourselves individually or maybe you all could meet in a hot paint booth somewhere and do each other.

Either way, have fun playing with each other's "guns." Don't forget to use Gunk when you're done.

Lastly, how many of you worthless clowns are still living at home with your mommies and daddies? I bet it's a very high percentage.
Old Jan 7, 2010 | 06:48 PM
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^^^ seriously? three weeks and six months is a big difference. Give it time

I live on my own, and every penny I make goes into making my car faster, not covering it up with white out and elmers glue

you drive a camry. get over yourself. Why are you even on this forum? 50 posts and I bet 49 of them have been about you getting a MAACO paint job.
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 06:52 PM
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This was in another thread here but it's worth reading if you missed it. It's from the thread where a guy wanted to know if paint could make a car go faster... .

Don't listen to those other guys. They're just trying to hustle you! No paint in the world can make your car go faster.

BUT... the right kind of clear coat CAN! It's been scientifically proven!!!

If you want your car to go faster what you REALLY need is some of that special Digitally Enhanced Electronically Supercharged Tactical "TurboDynamic" Clear Coat stuff that Pure Kustoms makes in his lab.

He says he may mass market it some day, but for right now he's only selling it to all the top Nascar drivers. But don't tell anyone. This is top secret stuff. It may not even be track legal!

The way he explained it to me is all the molecules in this product are shaped like this: >><<<>><><>><<<<<<<.

But somehow, in his secret underground laboratory (which is guarded by drunk Rottweilers) he gets these special molecules to all line up with their little pointed heads facing the front of the car like this: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

See what's happening here? The guy is a genius!!!!!! This way, the air just flows right over the molecules >>>>>>>>>>>>> reducing drag by up to 87%!

The open ends of the molecules >>>>>>>>>>>> all face the rear of the car so they don't catch any air and slow ya down.

He"ll apply it to your car for only $17,000, plus tax. It takes about 3-6 months to apply it. OK, sometimes it takes a little more time, but you'll probably get your car back in something less than a full year. Maybe.

If you want it done right, you just have to be patient.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot.

Cash. Up front. No checks. No exceptions. No discounts. No one in the lab when he makes it. No one in the shop when he shoots it. No shit.

You either trust him... or ya don't.

It's up to you.
Personally, I wouldn't trust Pure Kustoms to paint my backyard fence.
Old Jan 7, 2010 | 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mickey
This was in another thread here but it's worth reading if you missed it. It's from the thread where a guy wanted to know if paint could make a car go faster... .
fishing for ammo eh?

Look at the title of that thread. if you think you can take anything in there seriously, you're truly an ignorant nut swinger
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Petitt
^^^ seriously? three weeks and six months is a big difference. Give it time

I live on my own, and every penny I make goes into making my car faster, not covering it up with white out and elmers glue

you drive a camry. get over yourself. Why are you even on this forum? 50 posts and I bet 49 of them have been about you getting a MAACO paint job.
I just checked in here to see if the jerkoffs were still flogging themselves over this after 3 fucking weeks. And sure enough, they sure are.

"Every penny" you make goes into making your car go faster?

Does this mean you sleep in your car and raid Dumpsters for food? No rent, no groceries, no girlfriend... nothing but you and your wheels?

Man, that's dedication. It's kinda fucked up though.
Old Jan 7, 2010 | 07:27 PM
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haha exaggeration is an awesome literary device eh?

and you didn't answer my question: Why are you a member of Tampa RACING if all you own is a Maaco'd CAMRY
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Petitt
haha exaggeration is an awesome literary device eh?

and you didn't answer my question: Why are you a member of Tampa RACING if all you own is a Maaco'd CAMRY
What's you're fucking problem, douchebag? Just because you spend "every penny" you have on your car doesn't mean the rest of the world is obsessed with cars.

Are there requirements for coming to Tampa RACING (what an asshole you are)?

Li'l Johnny "Go Fast" Pettit. Ain't he just the cutest? He lives in his shitbox car, eats out of Dumpsters and wipes his as with his fingers and lick's them clean. He don't waste money on toilet paper! He spends it all on his car.

Way to go,man. Recycle your Dumpster food. You'll never run out.

Why do YOU belong to Tampa RACING, fuckface?
Old Jan 7, 2010 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Petitt
fishing for ammo eh?

Look at the title of that thread. if you think you can take anything in there seriously, you're truly an ignorant nut swinger
So you took my post seriously? You're even dumber than I thought you were. I didn't think it possible. But there you go.

Dumbass.
Old Jan 8, 2010 | 08:08 AM
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This guy is such a tool, i have had my paintjob for 3 weeks and i can go talkin shit to everyone, you have comebacks like a 13 year old girl, stop hangin out around the high schools and get a damn life. You do drive a camry your shit is gay your paint will fade and then we will see you in the classifieds sayin "wtb DD i have $400" GTFO leave TR and go to the camry forums and talk bout how cool your paint job is, o wait they are going to ride on you to, so better idea take your laptop shove it up your ass and jump off a building?
Old Jan 8, 2010 | 08:21 AM
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okokok enough nonsense i work at a certrified mercedes paint shop i know what a good paint job takes mainly time and care paint alone will get u past $750 but since u must insist that maaco is gods gift to the car world drive ur lil car to any one of our meets and if i find anything wrong w the paint u have to let me spray paint maaco all over your car ...



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