ask tim questions/ advice thread.
 

So since I'm completely self centered, and think my opinion on things is actually important, I figured id make this thread.
So here goes. Ask me anything, and ill do my best to answer it.
Try not to make it about cars, that shits a total snoozefest.





1,2,3 go!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6420783_n.jpg

grandma porn or animal porn?

Grandma.
Only because with as young as people have kids these days, there's still some chance of a grandmother being hot. Doesn't mean I'm going to fuck them, but they're out there

You suck! ha jk

Just keep it nissan tech clean. Dont go deleting everything though. GL

crack or crystal meth?

Tough.
Cracks target demographic is poor ghetto blacks, and meth goes after poor white trash.
I can certainly without either, but ill go with meth. Shitty white people just make me look bad too, so I'm all for wiping them out.

Sidestory: I worked with a dude that tried crack, and said it wasn't that great.
His reasoning for trying it was "people wouldn't get all hooked on it if it sucked", but yeah, he wasn't impressed. Said coke and drinking a lot together was better, but maybe that's just like, his opinion.

lol

good answers

What's another word for thesaurus?

"Book for tryin ta step up they vocabulary game"

that would be "lexicon"... haha

fucked by a rabid pitbull, or fucked by a dolphin in front of your whole family

That question sucks, but ill go for the dolphin. Most of my family kinda sucks, so it would be just as bad for them to have to watch. Might as well make someone else suffer too.

who is that pic of? ur arch nemesis blackzenki?

yes it is.
im fatter, and dont have a mugshot.

why does he have a mug shot?

where have you been man? yikes.
parole violation and whatevs.
aside from other general shadiness/sketchiness/blackzenkiness.

who would you rather have on your team in a tag team fight to the death, Ray Lewis or Kimbo Slice?

i had to google ray lewis, and i hate american football, so ill go with kimbo.
guy cant actually compete as a fighter to save his life, but id still be terrified of him either way

i don't frequent the "cool" threads... lol

i didn't even know he was on parole or whatever... what did he do in the first place?
what did he do to violate?

I didn't realize he was a sketchy guy...

Trunk hit hard like Kimbo Slice :lol:

dui, credit card fraud, and some other stuff.
his arrest record is posted here somewhere, just general shadiness, not like hes a child rapist or anything.

would you rather drink a cup of period blood, or a cup of placenta fluid?

omg. thats disgusting. :puke:

laying a brick through a chute that goes directly into traffic landing on some fag's open convertible

or

mailing piss in a sealed apple juice container to people in Haiti

period blood probably.
kids gross me out, so im pretty sure placentas do too.

this is obvious.
both.

I didn't think that this "Dear Abby" thread would boil down to a "pick one" so quickly.

But seeing as you're now in that mode, Tim, this should keep you busy for a while: Kittenwar! May The Cutest Kitten Win!

so, nothings getting done at work today now.
and yeah, these questions could be way better.

What are your plans to keep Jason sink out of nissan tech for 2010.

immediate deleting of anything he posts, pretty much instantly.
fowarding his posts to admins and banning more usernames.

its not like any of that takes a long time or anything, so its fine.
i just wish hed stop with the dumb screenames, it would be easier to just do "sink1" up to like "sink347"
i figure out who it is right away anyway.

what motor could this be? and why? barfsaladsandwhich
89 NISSAN 240SX $3100 OBO

Wow. I have no idea what motor that is. Almost looks like an early 1uzfe, but I'm totally lost.

yea, mystery motor. 1995 3.0L v6.

VG30E? 95 pathfinder motor?

someone should go look at it just to find out.

It's a VG30E from a pathfinder. Pretty sure it's this car. Karr is from Florida.

The big pictures have been taken down, but google images still has this one up.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7...1194411_rs.jpg

vg30e from pathfinder into a 240sx PICS INSIDE : VG30 / VE30 Forum

Uh, he swapped a 145hp KA-E for a 153hp VG-E? What an upgrade! I hope that car has slicks.

Which inspires more fiery loathing in your soul? Juggalo's or Scene kids?

Follow up: Why?

Why are tacos best served out of a bus?

^thats a good one...but there can be only one.