lol.... dead horse

looking at it now.... LOL forgot about the open container ROFLs...

 

not in mine, or your probation officers eyes.

 

how nice of you to pay such attention to me...

OH, and i forgot about the tresspass.... oh man, back when i used to skateboard... good story behind that one...

and those damn driving with no valids... those will kill me one day...

 

hopefully your kid makes better legal decisions than you when hes older.
so, whats the life of a house arrested convict like?

sit on the internet?
shittalk peoples for sale posts?
get mad when the same happens to you?
drink alot? (drown your sorrow)
post about things you dont understand?
search for the newest and best knockoff parts?

 

sit on the internet? and a shit load of masturbation
shit talk peoples for sale posts? when the parts are shit
get mad when the same happens to you? to an extent, only when it's brought too far
drink a lot? (drown your sorrow) eh, not so much, only when friends come over
post about things you don't understand? only way to learn, trial and error
search for the newest and best knockoff parts? LOL... i love my suspension, i don't think it's got anyones panties in as much a bunch as yours, it was worth it, if just for that

other than that, pretty normal... eat, sleep, shit, work, work on cars, mow the yard, drive around aimlessly on days i don't work... rent movies... shit like that... went to red lobster for my birth day the other week, drift events... grocery shopping... getting a power pole set up at the property so the trades can have power (that was a bitch fucking gilchrist county ugh)... hang out with the boss while the guys pour the slab on the new house...

shit like that... cover your questions?

 

how often do you see your PO?
how many times in your life have you had to spread your cheeks and lift your sack?
with all the great stuff alcohol has brought you, why still drink?

what steps are you taking to instill better money management skills/respect for laws into your own child, so one day he doesnt end up sitting at home on house arrest?

 

This reminds me of another great Kenny Powers momment.
" I'M NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING, BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN I LOST THE FIGHT"

 

how often do you see your PO? once a week report in, and once a week home visit... that shit blows... FOR REAL, but i gotta do what i gotta do

how many times in your life have you had to spread your cheeks and lift your sack? whoa, dude, i've never had to do that... well, the doctors a couple times, and then he said "cough twice"

with all the great stuff alcohol has brought you, why still drink? i don't drink near as much as i used to.. maybe once every two weeks, maybe more... can't even remember the last time i got drunk

what steps are you taking to instill better money management skills/respect for laws into your own child, so one day he doesnt end up sitting at home on house arrest?
keeping him away fro m my legal situation (he never knew i was in jail for the short periods of time that i was, he thought i was busy at work), and now, i never have him with me when i report, or when my PO does his house visit i make him go inside... other than that, standard issue parenting, teach him wrong and right, to not lie (in his case, "no telling stories"), and just generally instill in him morals and proper behavior, positive reinforcement when he does good things, and slight punishment the few times he actually does something bad (i've never hit him, nor have i ever even raised my voice at him, you have to talk, not scream and hit), mostly time outs, and take aways (toys, treats, etc)


any other questions?



EDIT: i did have to lift my sack at MEPS knoxville TN one time... then do the duck walk, shit was weird...

 

dude, i dont like you.
just putting that out there.

 

are your parents ashamed at your lack of respect for quality, and what a law breaking weirdo you are?