good laughs for the S14 people!
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You know you own a s14 when....
i know this is OLD..but maybe some people didnt have the opportunity to enjoy this thread like i just did...
You KNOW you own a S14 because.... [<<click for more]
ill post some that i liked...and you can add some of yours..this should be fun!
You KNOW you own a S14 because...
1) You search endlessly online for a silly piece of plastic that surrounds the radio.
10) You visit Nissan forums 8-9 times during your day, as if it's needed to live.
12) YOu've driven around for awhile with your front grille off just to see if it looks more "Skyline-ish".
18 Every single aftermarket part is always 20-30% more expensive than an S13.
22) The first question people ask after "You got an SR in there" is always "well are you gonna?".
24) You don't have to cut a brown wire to make your headlights look cool, because well - you don't even have popups in the first place.
30) You've painted your valve cover. Even if it's not a real redtop or blacktop SR.
32) You actually got pissed off at a cartoon when your car lost. On a mountain. In the rain. Against an AE86.
33) You felt proud to be an S14 owner, knowing that Keiichi Tsuchiya used it as his main instructing vehicle in the "Drift Bible".
34) You used the pause button on the aforementioned DVD many times to get the wheel/tire/offset specs on the Kei Office S14.
35) No one can sit behind you when you're driving, even if the S14 is larger than an S13.
47) You also fear going past 25mph in the rain because you don't want that big ass to whip around unexpectedly.
48 Your tie rod boots look like a bunch of rubber washers.
60) You're on a first name basis with the guy at the Nissan parts counter.
61) You never really know how much gas you have because the needle changes positions depending on how fast you're going.
63) You hope to God that you don't get a flat tire far from home, since you don't want anyone to see you rolling on a huge yellow steelie.
67) Your temperature gauge is at that certain spot where you don't know if it's gonna overheat or not.
80) People with the same car as yours don't give you hard looks or rev up on you, unlike those "H" and "A" cars.
83) You've never had a full tank of gas in your 240SX. Ever.
84) When you stop next to a 300ZX at a red light, you stare at their front brakes and drool.
92) You've thought of naming your future pet (or even daughter) "Silvia".
97) You now refer to every car by their chassis codes.
101) At one point in time you thought you'd be the first to get that JDM digital climate control to actually work in your car.
[its true]
107) You don't buy Import Car magazines anymore UNLESS there's something S14 related in it.
120) People constantly ask you "do you drift?" [NO!]
122) You have a burned CD in your car with Initial D music somewhere on it.
125) You hate hearing how Honda people are selling their showcars to get 240's.
134) You've stood in front of your car, trying to picture R33 headlights on it.
144) You think that battle damage adds "character" to your 7-9 year old car.
...heh...
You KNOW you own a S14 because.... [<<click for more]
ill post some that i liked...and you can add some of yours..this should be fun!
You KNOW you own a S14 because...
1) You search endlessly online for a silly piece of plastic that surrounds the radio.
10) You visit Nissan forums 8-9 times during your day, as if it's needed to live.
12) YOu've driven around for awhile with your front grille off just to see if it looks more "Skyline-ish".
18 Every single aftermarket part is always 20-30% more expensive than an S13.
22) The first question people ask after "You got an SR in there" is always "well are you gonna?".
24) You don't have to cut a brown wire to make your headlights look cool, because well - you don't even have popups in the first place.
30) You've painted your valve cover. Even if it's not a real redtop or blacktop SR.
32) You actually got pissed off at a cartoon when your car lost. On a mountain. In the rain. Against an AE86.
33) You felt proud to be an S14 owner, knowing that Keiichi Tsuchiya used it as his main instructing vehicle in the "Drift Bible".
34) You used the pause button on the aforementioned DVD many times to get the wheel/tire/offset specs on the Kei Office S14.
35) No one can sit behind you when you're driving, even if the S14 is larger than an S13.
47) You also fear going past 25mph in the rain because you don't want that big ass to whip around unexpectedly.
48 Your tie rod boots look like a bunch of rubber washers.
60) You're on a first name basis with the guy at the Nissan parts counter.
61) You never really know how much gas you have because the needle changes positions depending on how fast you're going.
63) You hope to God that you don't get a flat tire far from home, since you don't want anyone to see you rolling on a huge yellow steelie.
67) Your temperature gauge is at that certain spot where you don't know if it's gonna overheat or not.
80) People with the same car as yours don't give you hard looks or rev up on you, unlike those "H" and "A" cars.
83) You've never had a full tank of gas in your 240SX. Ever.
84) When you stop next to a 300ZX at a red light, you stare at their front brakes and drool.
92) You've thought of naming your future pet (or even daughter) "Silvia".
97) You now refer to every car by their chassis codes.
101) At one point in time you thought you'd be the first to get that JDM digital climate control to actually work in your car.
[its true]107) You don't buy Import Car magazines anymore UNLESS there's something S14 related in it.
120) People constantly ask you "do you drift?" [NO!]
122) You have a burned CD in your car with Initial D music somewhere on it.
125) You hate hearing how Honda people are selling their showcars to get 240's.
134) You've stood in front of your car, trying to picture R33 headlights on it.
144) You think that battle damage adds "character" to your 7-9 year old car.
...heh...
STANZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Last edited by OniS14; Dec 31, 2005 at 05:35 PM.
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1 is the search i am currently on (if anyone can help me please send a pm)
10, 22, 84, and 107 are all very true.
my friends and my brother will all tell that 35 is deff true.
and 61 just made me laugh because im havign thhis problem curently and it pisses me off.
10, 22, 84, and 107 are all very true.
my friends and my brother will all tell that 35 is deff true.
and 61 just made me laugh because im havign thhis problem curently and it pisses me off.
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there should be one for s13 owners........... when you pull up to a s14 or z32 all you see in your head is parts you can use for your car and not how nice the car actually is or isn't.
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http://www.northwestnissans.com/boar...ad.php?t=30492
you know you own a s13 when....
[ill just post some that i like...u can check out the link!]
1.Theres a pool of coolant under your car.
2. You can see yellow sponge poking from your drivers side left side support.
6. Your motor cost more then your car.
8. You dream about a new paint job.
10. You spend hours a day on a Nissan board.
11. You feel nostalgic when you see a 300z on the road, in a "younger-brother" kind of way.
12. Driving in 105 degree weather with 100% humidity with no air conditioning no longer bothers you.
13. mastered the "drink between the thighs" technique, or "shifting with one hand, holding drink with other.. who the hell is steering" technique.
19) You are often stuck in other people's cars b/c you forget to take your seat belt off.
28 if you've grown to love pop up headlights.
33) you feel embarrassed when u do a burnout cause theres only one mark
34) you hate 4 lug on rwd cause of offsets
35) your car has been mistakin for a front wheel drive
36) you dont mind dents and dings cause it gives you the "drifter" look.
38 you can't wait till your KA blows as an excuse for an engine swap.
39) you fear driving in the rain
40) you think you're a badass in your $2K car
41) you're happy of the fact that your S13 didn't come with any options because it's lighter
50) You actually know the part number for those silly struts for the hatch (fb only obviously).
51) You've actually laid in bed at night and thought, "three doors, three different keys?!? WTF?"
54) ....youre too cheap to buy quality parts.
56) You find yourself saying phrases like "It's JDM Yo!"
60) you'd rather have plain black door panels with holes in it than that nasty tweed.
61) you keep napkins in you center consle to clean the seat belt grease off your thumb
62) you've answered "sort of" to the question "do you have a back seat?"
65) .....Your A/c only works at night.
66) .....You have 34 missing screws through out the car
67) .....Driving a car that dosent pull to the right feels funny.
68 .....You paid cash for your car.
72) .....You fear rain water will get in your PVC pipe ram air.
77) -you have a love/hate relationship with s14s, and you crane your neck to look at em when you see them.... when you see other s13s though, you shake your head and wonder why that person doesn't know what he has.
79) you don't buy drinks w/o a screw-on cap
80) ppl think your headlights are broken because you set them in sleepy eye position
90) (Hatches) You've mastered the art of sorting through your trunk with one hand, holding the hatch up with the other. Or you've mastered the art of holding up the hatch with your head...
127) when your coilovers cost more than the car.
142) ....It gets mistaken for a probe or a saturn
188 every time you see a NA Z32 or a J30, you hope the dude recks so you can steal parts.
193) you want to take the nissan button and make it NAWWWSSSS
224) ....... when the windshield wiper switch has faded to a white-ish color
255) ....your ash tray spends more time in the back seat then in its place (cup holder)
272) you know you own a S13 when you watched drift bible, and he said the s13 had problems, you took offence.
278 ....when you have named your dog Nismo
283) - you've thought about silvia front, but then decided you like the kouki front, but then again, the silvia front looks nice in person, but then again....
320) ...when you rip the badges off your car so wannabe fags dont know what car it is
bah..too many..
oh...found something for s13 owners...
you know you own a s13 when....
[ill just post some that i like...u can check out the link!]
1.Theres a pool of coolant under your car.
2. You can see yellow sponge poking from your drivers side left side support.
6. Your motor cost more then your car.
8. You dream about a new paint job.
10. You spend hours a day on a Nissan board.
11. You feel nostalgic when you see a 300z on the road, in a "younger-brother" kind of way.
12. Driving in 105 degree weather with 100% humidity with no air conditioning no longer bothers you.
13. mastered the "drink between the thighs" technique, or "shifting with one hand, holding drink with other.. who the hell is steering" technique.
19) You are often stuck in other people's cars b/c you forget to take your seat belt off.
28 if you've grown to love pop up headlights.
33) you feel embarrassed when u do a burnout cause theres only one mark
34) you hate 4 lug on rwd cause of offsets
35) your car has been mistakin for a front wheel drive
36) you dont mind dents and dings cause it gives you the "drifter" look.
38 you can't wait till your KA blows as an excuse for an engine swap.
39) you fear driving in the rain
40) you think you're a badass in your $2K car
41) you're happy of the fact that your S13 didn't come with any options because it's lighter
50) You actually know the part number for those silly struts for the hatch (fb only obviously).
51) You've actually laid in bed at night and thought, "three doors, three different keys?!? WTF?"
54) ....youre too cheap to buy quality parts.
56) You find yourself saying phrases like "It's JDM Yo!"
60) you'd rather have plain black door panels with holes in it than that nasty tweed.
61) you keep napkins in you center consle to clean the seat belt grease off your thumb
62) you've answered "sort of" to the question "do you have a back seat?"
65) .....Your A/c only works at night.
66) .....You have 34 missing screws through out the car
67) .....Driving a car that dosent pull to the right feels funny.
68 .....You paid cash for your car.
72) .....You fear rain water will get in your PVC pipe ram air.
77) -you have a love/hate relationship with s14s, and you crane your neck to look at em when you see them.... when you see other s13s though, you shake your head and wonder why that person doesn't know what he has.
79) you don't buy drinks w/o a screw-on cap
80) ppl think your headlights are broken because you set them in sleepy eye position
90) (Hatches) You've mastered the art of sorting through your trunk with one hand, holding the hatch up with the other. Or you've mastered the art of holding up the hatch with your head...
127) when your coilovers cost more than the car.
142) ....It gets mistaken for a probe or a saturn
188 every time you see a NA Z32 or a J30, you hope the dude recks so you can steal parts.
193) you want to take the nissan button and make it NAWWWSSSS
224) ....... when the windshield wiper switch has faded to a white-ish color
255) ....your ash tray spends more time in the back seat then in its place (cup holder)
272) you know you own a S13 when you watched drift bible, and he said the s13 had problems, you took offence.
278 ....when you have named your dog Nismo
283) - you've thought about silvia front, but then decided you like the kouki front, but then again, the silvia front looks nice in person, but then again....
320) ...when you rip the badges off your car so wannabe fags dont know what car it is
bah..too many..
oh...found something for s13 owners...
Last edited by OniS14; Jan 1, 2006 at 05:53 PM.
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^^looks like the cup holders are sitting shotgun. I've seen cup holders molded into the lid for the center console...i think it was an option in Japan or australia, can't remember.
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999) when your biachin about your power windows failing (go down but not up) quite a few fellow s14 owners have this issue.
1000) you wonder why forum/ebay s14 radio trim keeps selling on forums $10-15 more than brand new ones from the dealer?
1001) the cover to your ash tray fell off the first time you touched it
1002) if you never sat in a s13 prior to having your s14 you really fucked up your back the first time sitting in one thinking that 240 seats were the same
1000) you wonder why forum/ebay s14 radio trim keeps selling on forums $10-15 more than brand new ones from the dealer?
1001) the cover to your ash tray fell off the first time you touched it
1002) if you never sat in a s13 prior to having your s14 you really fucked up your back the first time sitting in one thinking that 240 seats were the same
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Originally Posted by OniS14
4 Your tie rod boots look like a bunch of rubber washers.
Your tie rod boots look like a bunch of rubber washers.
60) You're on a first name basis with the guy at the Nissan parts counter.
84) When you stop next to a 300ZX at a red light, you stare at their front brakes and drool.
92) You've thought of naming your future pet (or even daughter) "Silvia".
107) You don't buy Import Car magazines anymore UNLESS there's something S14 related in it.
The other thing I've gotten is people asking, "Is that an s15?" At that point I usually loose all interst in talking to them.
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