Stupid Driver 5
Okay so im not very brilliant but my car locks into second so I get another transmission and clutch thinking that the tranny went bad but all I needed was to replace the tranny lube(stupid me huh? well it wasn't my diagnosis). My friend Jose does the work and messes up and can't finish the car because he can't put on a fucking throw-out bearing correctly, much less bleed brakes and a hydraulic clutch pump so I have a car that has a new tranny and clutch in but can't even be pushed. I pay him $300 as well. The car sits in his front driveway for a couple weeks. He then tells me the car got impounded because his "parents got tired of the car being there" so I go to the impound lot on Cortez and Osbourne on Dale Mabry. To my surprise someone had broken into the car, stolen my brand new CD player, my intake tube and filter, my shifter knobs, speakers, tachometer and fucking breathers! God damnit! I hate cops but I report my stolen goods and bring a cop with me to the lot to do a little investigation because I thought they stole my shit. The driver that went to get the car from my friends property says that he saw my friend Jose in my car and all the stuff had been torn out already. I find it hard to belive because I lock my doors and roll up my windows and i have the key. Anywho it becomes true, no one at the impound lot stole anything and my friend Jose whom I am no longer friends with broke into my car and steals my stuff valuing over $600. The price to get the car out becomes $800 and I dont have the money so im like goodbye RS and my friend dicks me over! He lies to me and tells me he doesnt know ANYTHING about it. So basically I lose $500, MY CAR! and all the money I put into it and a friend.
Moral of the story is, watch out for a big fat Puerto Rican guy with an old white 91 Civic Hatch with old retro four circle honda wheels and altezzas with a fake ass CF hood scoop, tinted windows and fart can, he will pretend he is your friend and steal from you in your face TRUST ME HE DID IT TO ME! DONT TRUST ANYBODY, EVEN IF YOU THINK THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND and take your car to a CERTIFIED FUCKING ASE MECHANIC and RS'S SUCK!
Oh, can anybody find me a 2G GST 5-Speed around $7000 or under and running from a dealership that finances?! I will be 18 next Sunday so I want to be good to myself and get a GST! THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!!!!!
Moral of the story is, watch out for a big fat Puerto Rican guy with an old white 91 Civic Hatch with old retro four circle honda wheels and altezzas with a fake ass CF hood scoop, tinted windows and fart can, he will pretend he is your friend and steal from you in your face TRUST ME HE DID IT TO ME! DONT TRUST ANYBODY, EVEN IF YOU THINK THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND and take your car to a CERTIFIED FUCKING ASE MECHANIC and RS'S SUCK!
Oh, can anybody find me a 2G GST 5-Speed around $7000 or under and running from a dealership that finances?! I will be 18 next Sunday so I want to be good to myself and get a GST! THANK YOU, COME AGAIN!!!!!
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Damn, sorry about your whole dilemma.
Obviously, this guy isn't even worth your time, but reading that story makes me want to meet this guy and kick his fucking teeth in and pounding him, until he shits his fat bags through his ass.
I'm assuming that you at least got the "stuff" back, that he originally stole from the car, right?
If you see "Jose" again, or better yet, his car, I'd put a nice hurting on it. Key it up, kick the mirrors off, stomp on his fart cannon, and piss on it for good measure. Bonus points for pissing on the interior, if the windows are down.
Obviously, this guy isn't even worth your time, but reading that story makes me want to meet this guy and kick his fucking teeth in and pounding him, until he shits his fat bags through his ass.
I'm assuming that you at least got the "stuff" back, that he originally stole from the car, right?
If you see "Jose" again, or better yet, his car, I'd put a nice hurting on it. Key it up, kick the mirrors off, stomp on his fart cannon, and piss on it for good measure. Bonus points for pissing on the interior, if the windows are down.
Originally Posted by BoostLogik
Damn, sorry about your whole dilemma.
Obviously, this guy isn't even worth your time, but reading that story makes me want to meet this guy and kick his fucking teeth in and pounding him, until he shits his fat bags through his ass.
I'm assuming that you at least got the "stuff" back, that he originally stole from the car, right?
If you see "Jose" again, or better yet, his car, I'd put a nice hurting on it. Key it up, kick the mirrors off, stomp on his fart cannon, and piss on it for good measure. Bonus points for pissing on the interior, if the windows are down.
Obviously, this guy isn't even worth your time, but reading that story makes me want to meet this guy and kick his fucking teeth in and pounding him, until he shits his fat bags through his ass.
I'm assuming that you at least got the "stuff" back, that he originally stole from the car, right?
If you see "Jose" again, or better yet, his car, I'd put a nice hurting on it. Key it up, kick the mirrors off, stomp on his fart cannon, and piss on it for good measure. Bonus points for pissing on the interior, if the windows are down.
Originally Posted by Brandon
shit on the hood
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TR "Old Skool EF" Member #150

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Wait a few months then go back and night when he's not expecting you. Be sneaky sneaky and jack some of his shit.
Reminds me....I need to take a late night trip to a new address I now have.
Reminds me....I need to take a late night trip to a new address I now have.
True, I'll let some time go by because I think he has been anticipating me. I do know where he lives, but everytime I pay him a visit, he's not home. From what I heard from his friends, he moved to Northport.
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Well here's the thing. I knew this kid and he always stole shit from junkyards and from people's cars. Wheels, SMIC's, body kits, seats, you name it; and he's good at it too. Its my fault for having him do the work and taing the car to his house but i was desperate at the time to get my car fixed. His house is full of Advance Auto Parts shit that he stole so yea he has alot of shit.
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