Congratulations on the purchase of your new RS. Here is your replacement head gasket.

How to fix:
- Lave car in east Tampa with your windows down and keys in the ignition.
- call insurance.
- Buy new car that is not an RS.

 

Pour a couple of cans of KW block seal in there, should be fine, head gaskets are overrated anyway.

 

thanks ill check out some of that stuff.

 

 

I literally lol'd with that last one...


TR is not for you man..


its gona cost a shitload for a new headgasket if you dont do the labor yourself.. and I dont see that happening..


this is a sign for a new car.

 

I was just thinking the same thing. This is just too fucking much!

 

Thats what i was thinking.....Fuck man, i told you to take care of that god damn car....I had the same type and if you fuck it up, it will RAM YOU UP THE ASS WITH A WOODEN SPOON!!!!!!.....If i helped that chick from my school get the car this would have never happened.....I HOPE TO FUCKING GOD YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS......

 

seriously drive around in a parking lot and run into someone then collect the insurance on your totaled car and buy a new one that doesn't suck

 

That sucks man. When in Rome.

 

nevermind here's a new plan

1) go to the dmv
2) return your license
3) sell your car for what ever you can get
4) head over to payless
5) pick up most comfortable walking shoes you can get with said money
6) take rest of money left over after shoe purchase and buy a bus pass
7) delete your account on TR